May 2013
John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets is like my family.
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
oomshi:
vegay:
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
like ah yes. i have pleased you
encourage:
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Watchparalysedbeaver:
The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
garretblogs:
Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.
Reblogging this every time I see...
